Fake IIT Engineer

The furor created by the FIP has still not died. After the previous two posts, it is appropriate that I tell u something about the BHAIIIs that I have. All the characters depicted here are real, any resemblance to any person living is totally intentional.

KAANhiya has realized that his little soldier is busy standing in attention throughout the day, especially during his stints near the wall. Even though it has become a issue of concern in the social circle, it is a welcome news for all the BHAIIIs. It has been 22 years and finally the soldier has risen through the ranks. All the pep up talks by Judi Popo, the massages given by HalfINCHER, demos given by Sunny KaBAAP and radio frequency noises emitted from neighbors have helped KAANhiya realize the true potential. This soldier deserves a salute, it can stand in attention for 7 hours on the trot, firing missiles after missiles, making stamina draining runs of the training ground. The soldier has still not seen the field of battle (and there is little chance that it will), but with the intense training it has undergone, we can only hope that the enemies last the night. The freshly whitewashed walls of the Bangalore home of Judi Popo are proof enough.
Sunny KaBAAP is very happy to see his comrade KAANhiya join the cult of the () followers. “() gehri ()” is the universal mantra of achieving moksha in life according to Sunny KaBAAP. Sunny KaBAAP himself is going through a dry spell, which he promises is just a lull in otherwise a brilliant career. He has 9 medals of honor, some not so honorable but who are we to speak. His right hand biceps are proof enough of the amount of strain that the dry spell is causing him.

Judi Popo still revels in the joy of explaining the eternal truth of life rather than enjoying it himself. He has become the NEWTON of the science of Kama Sutra and is hoping a call from his dream destination PENThouse as a professor. He is also the Playboy Certified Pr101 Director for telling the exact cup size with one look.
Potli Baba urf Mota, is still busy being his bosses left hand, the hand which his boss uses only for 5 minutes in a day to achieve seconds of satisfaction. Potli Baba still doesn’t realize that not every way up the stairs starts by bending over. He has become immune to all sense of pain and is surely a subject of research for the future.
LALA urf bond, is again realizing that the weather is pleasant, the last time he realized about the weather, he was madly in love. This was 4 yrs back. With his ever-expanding belly providing a lot of competition to Potli Baba, it is only days till he can see the little MAJOR. The success he had in the IPL betting has helped him get back some of the lost pride, which he is putting on his shaadi.com profile too. The marriage is looming large, and with the fall of the little MAJORs efficiency, it is inevitable that LALA throws in the towel and concedes to the wishes of his folks.

LALAs soulmate Buchanan, is still smarting from his defeat at the IPL betting. IPL wasn’t a happy hunting ground for both the Buchanans. The original is getting fired. The duplicate is making more fundas to cover up the loses. The one of the reasons Buchanan is still a virgin is that all gals get bored of his fundas, and sleep waiting for the real action. The only lap dance Buchanan receives is from his MACINTOSH, the prime culprit helping him to derive his fundas.
Latest heard, the Buchanan brothers were emailing to bring up a funda for “why it took KAANhiya 22 years to find the seamUP deliveries”. Have fun.
The Prince of Google, the one, has returned to his castle, his subjects were waiting for him with rolls of joints in their hands. He is the modern generation DEVD. Ever since the love of his life PR-_-_A left for the US of A, his life has become a bed of rolls. A mere mention of her name is enough to send the orgasmatic fluids running across his body. Undisputedly the Prince is the most talented guy in all works of life, the only problem is that his icon is the legendary self destructing Ajit Agarkar. Prince is also the only student whom JudiPOPO couldn’t deviate towards Sunny KaBAAP camp of (). This DevD is currently working pro-bono teaching kids how to roll up joints.
Ross and Baniya Pahelwaan are out of sight but not out of mind. Ross is still studying how to show himself of a dehati turned foreigner. Last heard his speed of talking has decreased than the speed of light. Some words are actually making sense. Ross is also Buchanans “saut”. Baniya Pehalwaans family planning has reached even higher levels. He is the Salman Khan without a body but with the dialogues,”Aa mera BAccha”. Pehalwaan has also started using this on his PM, saying,” ho jayega mera baccha”. It is not going that well and he needs to stop it. Pehalwaan needs training under Sunny KaBAAP, on how to get a gal into bed in ten days.
The SEXY BOY, the boy toy of delhi is TOPPING the sex charts. His Sex-scripts are longer than the playboy journals. He is the hottest rage, with gals having a tough time keeping their instinct in check with him around, with fingers and hands disappearing to dark corners. The sexy boy is gunning to break the Guinness record for having made out in all public places possible. The only ones remaining are the middle of a cricket ground and his Delivery managers cubicle. Sunny KaBAAP is very happy that someone from the cult is making rivers flow.
This is small mention of our beloved pet, the only person of the group to be sent onsite, POMMY. He made a brief but memorable appearance during the opening match of the IPL. The municipal corporation of South Africa have released a shoot at sight order for POMMY. It is rumoured that the canine population has increased exponentially since his arrival.
These are the characters who have formed the basis of my life….. and my further stories.

(The most special Prince is missing from the entries.. but we miss him every moment).