The New Mr. India.. lala

Ross is on seventh heaven. His efforts in converting two of his dehati apprentices into studs have paid off.
Lala has just won the most Eligible Bachelor in Mangalore in the heavy weight category. It was apparently a tournament where only fat asses could take part in. He faced stiff competition from none other than BALAJI from VIT. They both danced to the tunes of Appadi pode pode pode.
The second achievement of Ross is in making Baniya realize his manhood and finally take part in the WAR, after years of HAND to HAND combat.
Baniya pehlwaan has crossed the milestone with aplomb. Even with his soft and inexperienced tools he dug through mazes of dungeons to strike gold. For his adventures DOWN UNDER, he wins his first MEDAL of honor from none other than Sunny kaBAAP. He has pipped the Sexy boy toy of delhi. The reason being that baniya made rivers flow in barren wastelands down south J. Sexy boy toy also has a reason to smile. He has been awarded a Scholarship to the JudiPopo Institute of SEX (JPIS).
Ross deserves one more special mention. He was the guiding light (with a lantern) helping Baniya to unravel the dark secrets and find his way through the labyrinth. Ross for all his achievements gets to teach a new student KAANhiya in JPIS. Ross is also awarded the lifetime membership award to the cult of ().
KAANiya too cannot help smiling. With the news of his recently discovered talents making rounds, and the latest news of ROSS showing confidence in him, it is only time before he too wins his MEDAL of honor. KAANiya with the little soldier in one hand and the ultrapornographic RADIO in the other has recently discovered the IPL being hosted inside closed walls. The organizer is MODI (bannnnTI). This is some really exciting news for KAANiya. He is ready with his popcorn to listen to two weeks of TRIANGULAR-QUADRANGULAR matches.
Popo yesterday night walked in, to find bannnTI and Buuuubli in farely uncompromising positions, inaugurating the IPL. He was then appointed the guest match referee. Having watched the IPL match from close quarters, he is not very much interested in the radio commentary. Compare this to the desperation of SunnyKaBAAP, all he gets is text feeds on cricinfo bout the IPL from KAANiya. SunnyKaBAAP has resigned to the fact that he will not get lucky in this town. He is studying GRE (Go Raping Everyday).
Popo along with sunnyKaBAAP has introduced a new course in his university. How to get high on TROPICANA GUAVA NECTAR!!!. He has also filed a patent on the same.
Buchanan is searching for new horizons. He is moving out to try his luck in a different continent .. he has the new funda that he was not able to score with his “bat” (more like a gilli from gilli danda) bcoz he was born in the wrong continent.. Lala is still wondering how many continents are there in world. America being the ninth in his list. Lala has filed for divorce and custody of his son the ONE, Prince of Gogole against Buchanan. Lala has also started watching the reruns of devdas, it will allow him to get over the loss of his PARO. His ipod contains the Top Bollywood list of sad songs, starting from TANHAYEE to EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR. Since this is the modern devdas we are talking about, he won’t be having VODKA or WHISKY, instead he will trust JudiPopo and drink guava nectar to get over PARO.
The hottest topic of the season is will Potli Baba be able to save his bottoms at work. Potli Baba has also started a new service, similar on the lines of what CHANDA performed in DEVD. This service is not limited to national callers, it expands even to overseas and to the continent in the southern hemisphere. Potli Baba has a total of 9987 hair left on his head. It is estimated that in mid December this year we will see him in the new AMRISH PURI look. The callers need not fear, hair or no hair, this pro (sTtute) will still satisfy. Potli Baba is now the right hand of his manager, the reason for the promotion being that the manager is left handed.
There were a lot of people I have not mentioned till now, they will definitely get a mention in the next posts.
Let us talk about Bhagwaan, the gaming god, whom I will call Ret. Ret too is a KAANiya in the making. He needs to learn that it is not only his Ak or M4 in counter strike that fires efficiently, even the attached-6-inch-below-his-waist weapon is of use. If he doesn’t use it now, it will become redundant and might never work. Ret keeps getting red on a mere mention of a gal and this redness keeps spreading throughout his body. Ret is the blue eyed boy of the group. The chocolate boy whom the gals and the guys fantasize about alike. He has completed the holy grail and is now going to become a professional in a multinational company. Potli Babas first all male crush was Ret. Ret is instrumental in making us losers win the only thing in our otherwise waste of life in 4 yrs. Lets salute him.

P.s. KAANiya keep yourself under control.. I meant the real salute, KAANiya’s little soldier just needs a reason to fire. Keep him at ease!!!!